Craft Beer College’s Steph Coutts recently proposed a formal
tasting of a range of New Zealand’s “faux craft” beer and this resulted in an
event on Saturday January 5th at Hashigo Zake. Invitations went out
to some of CBC and Hashigo Zake’s regular associates and a group of 20
enthusiasts, brewers and beer writers sacrificed the pleasures of a sunny
Wellington Saturday afternoon to sit together in an underground bar.
Steph and partner Jonny Day acquired stocks from four broad
categories of twelve beers that they considered were faux craft. These were
served blind (i.e. without being identified), one category at a time. In each
of those four categories a fourth beer was added that was undeniably “craft” to
act as a kind of benchmark and perhaps to ensure that we tasters took our
samples seriously, since one in each flight was almost certainly a beer we
respected.
I think I speak for everyone when I say that in general we
expected a few preconceptions about the quality of these beers to be confirmed.
In other words, we were braced for a fair amount of mediocrity. But we were all
also open to the prospect that one or more of these offerings would give us a
nice surprise and stand up well alongside one of the elite craft beers – maybe
even show it up.
The first round was wheat beers. Samples of “A”, “B”, “C”
and “D” were left in our glasses and we set about determining what was good,
bad or indifferent and tried to match them to certain named beers. For me (C)
stood out as an authentic and flavourful if imperfect German-style weissbier.
Another (A) had many of the same characteristics but a lot less flavour and was
a bit of a disappointment. (B) had a massive apricot aroma that identified it
immediately but then failed to match its aroma with flavour and ended up
somewhat insipid. Finally there was (D) which showed none of the aromas and
flavours that I would expect a traditional German or Belgian style wheat beer
to incorporate as a result of their distinctive yeasts. It was dreadfully
bland. (C) comfortably won a show of hands for favourite and was revealed to be
Tuatara Hefeweizen. (A) turned out to be Crafty Beggars Wheat As, (B) was
Monteiths Apricot Wheat and (D) was Boundary Road Wheat Reaper.
We moved on to pilsners. (A) and (B) struck me as quite
reasonable New Zealand Pilsners with plenty of hop aroma and bitterness on
show. I speculated that a slight sweet note in (A) might have betrayed a little
oxidation. Others judged it more harshly. (C) stood out for lacking the fresh
hop characters we all expected from a New Zealand pilsner and tasted more like
a plain old golden lager. Finally (D) blew away everything that came before it
with fresh, vibrant hop aromas and flavours and a complete absence of flaws. It
won the voting by a landslide and was revealed to be Croucher Pilsner. (A) was
Boundary Road The Resident Pilsner, (B) was Speights Triple Hop Pilsner and (C)
was Crafty Beggars Good as Gold.
On to pale ales and the craft wannabes were given something
of a handicap by being put up against Epic Pale Ale. The Epic was immediately
recognised by everyone. But I think that even if the craft representative had
been something less distinctive the three faux craft pale ales would still have
suffered from the same contemptuous judgement. All three really were awful, but
in their own ways. Craft Beggars Pale And Interesting was hopelessly bland. Hancocks
Grand Pale Ale drew scathing criticism for being faulty (diacetyl) and
generally unpleasant. And Monteiths Pacific Pale Ale, whose commercial
description made it sound like a hop-bomb, started with a raw, grainy aroma and
barely improved from there.
Finally we had a round of “other” beers - a couple of darks
and a couple of amber or brown beers. All were easily identified so the
blindness of the tasting was somewhat compromised. The “control” beer was
Emerson’s Porter, and as expected it was true to style and full of flavour.
Boundary Road The Resident Red Rye was for me the best of all the faux craft
beers – rich and flavourful thanks to the rye, balanced and bitter. Hancocks
Brown Ale drew plenty of criticism and was considered faulty by some. For me
its main problem was just a lack of flavour. Finally Monteith’s Barrel Aged
Porter got plenty of positive reviews although I thought it reminded me too
much of Monteith’s Black to get carried away. And for all the positive comment
there was a lot of speculation about how much barrel aging it really had,
whether the barrel it was aged in was actually made of wood or whether the beer
was left in a barrel or vice versa.
In the end the tasting’s big surprise was the lack of a
surprise. Respected craft beers stood out and many of the others were exposed
as bland or faulty. Boundary Road’s The Resident beers did quite well, but the
awfulness of their Wheat Reaper suggested that without their imported guest brewer
(Spike Bukowksi) their capabilities are limited.
Many of us assume that with the resources at their disposal
the only thing the big breweries need to make beer as well as genuine craft
brewers is the will. This tasting suggested otherwise.